February 2010
January 2010
A Customer And Her Sister...
Jan 30
Customer 1: Anddd I’m buying this cute little vase!
Customer 2: Ugh. I still don’t know why you want that thing.
Customer 1: But it’s so adorable!
Customer 2: That thing is ugly as SIN.
Customer 1: How do you even know how ugly sin is. What does sin look like?
Customer 2: Your daughter
Customer 1: Ohhh stop that. I LOVE my daughter…I mean…I have to…I’m her mother…but thats besides the point
Customer 2: If she were MY daughter, I would slap her.
Customer 1: Well, see, I’m going against the whole violence thing. She threatens to call the cops. I can do without that…Too annoying. Oh! Sorry sweetie. What’s the total come to?
Me: O.O …….!?
HAHAHA!! I'M COMING TO YOUR JOB NEXT TIME!
I need tonight to come now!
I did absolutely NOTHING today which often leads to too much thinking. I need to get out of the house and see my friends to take my mind off of everything. I need to be distracted!
Maybe I'm wrong but this is how I feel...
Not that I’ve ever told you this before, but I like you. I’ve known you for almost 3 years and you have been such a close friend to me. But lately, we had no choice but to grow somewhat apart. I know I’ve never told you this before and this isn’t the first time. I liked you once before but I ignored it completely and kept it bottled up and thought nothing of it because you...
SONG THAT I JUST CAN’T STOP LISTENING TO:...
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Studying for my psych final
I guarantee I will fail. thank god I don’t need it to graduate!
Stalker Girl, continued
Stalker: who the fuck is taylor ..... she said how do u know sean i was like cap...she Was liek u do no me n sean used to hu like wtf u wud i give a shit. wats her problem
: :::This is exact spelling. She's obvs a genius:::
Me: she's one of my closest friends...i would appreciate it if you wouldn't talk about her like that.
Stalker: Im rly sorrrry i just got mad cause i thought she ewas like saying for me to stay away from u im soooo sry rly i alredy saud sry to her i misunderstood sry ):
Stalker: Sean im lcrying right now im so sensitive and im talkigng to her and wer friends i said sry like a bagillion times sean i am soo srryy please forgvie me
Stalker: Seannn pleasee im histerical crying right now i misunderstood and in histerical cryong no joke i amm sooooooooooo soooo sorry
Stalker: No its not omg i thought she was liek i dont even know and im histerical and i am soo sry u never have to talk to me again ): i am sorry
Stalker: Thx but u dont know how sensative i get but i thought she was trying to get me not 2 even talk 2 u but i misunderstood and i am so sry i am soo stupid. friends?
Stalker: Tanyuu so much but now its never gonna be the same cuz i ct like joke with yu anymore ill feel like a bitch wih attitude can we just forget abouut this please
Stalker: n i can still like joke around with u and ill call u annoying n ull call me an atiitude bitch n well laugh hahah aw im gonna miss u and ur funniness soo much ):
Stalker: Ok ggoooddlucckk byee and btw i only usuall curse like tht wen im mad so u can tel i was feriouss hahaha we better still keep in touch tho haha (: nightt
Stalker: Oh and also tel taylor im sry again to please
i don't have my responses saved, but it's pretty obvious what's going on. she's great.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! this girl is BRILLIANT!!
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Why does this exist? This is pretty much “Repo! The Genetic Opera” only without the music. Really?! Even the NAME!!
...Proposal at Homegoods?
Me: Okay, your total is _____.
Customer: Ohh sweetie, that ring is BEAUTIFUL. Are you married? I'll BET your married! You look married!
Me: ......what?
Customer: Are you married???
Me: ....um....no ma'am....I'm...not married...
Customer: ohh STOP ITT. YES YOU ARE.
Me: ....Ma'am.....I'm a teenager....I'm not married
Customer: ::whispers to her brother::
Me: ............
Customer: You should marry HIM. He likes you. Thinks you're cute.
Me: ......um.....thanks.....?
Customer: No problem, hun. Have a good day! Say hello to your husband for me!
Me: ..................um.............I can help who'se next on line......Next on line to register three please.........???????
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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The Shower Is The Best Place To Think
And I still have so many things to think about. ughh I hate feeling like this!
My Thoughts on Last Night's Golden Globes
The full list of nominees and winners and my thoughts on them.
Best Motion Picture - Drama
WINNER
Avatar (2009)
Other Nominees:
The Hurt Locker (2008)
Inglourious Basterds (2009)
Precious: Based on the Novel Push by Sapphire (2009)
Up in the Air (2009/I)
Although I still haven’t seen “Avatar” yet, I’m kinda disappointed. To me the movie looks like it’s all...
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If you had to get married at this very moment, who would you marry?
David Archuleta. We’re already basically engaged, so it’s like official. Basically. Unless you mean an actual person. Did you mean an actual person? Wait, that makes him sound like a cyborg. He’s not a cyborg, I promise… Well… I don’t think he is. Fuck. Now I’m not sure…
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If you had to get married at this very moment, who would you marry?
David Archuleta. We’re already basically engaged, so it’s like official. Basically. Unless you mean an actual person. Did you mean an actual person? Wait, that makes him sound like a cyborg. He’s not a cyborg, I promise… Well… I don’t think he is. Fuck. Now I’m not sure…
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you are insane! =)
